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Handcrafted in small batches in Land O' Lakes, Florida, Sloth's Revenge is a nostalgic journey for every pirate who never stopped believing in hidden treasure.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSea Salt Air – \u003c\/b\u003eCrisp ocean spray rolling across the deck of a pirate ship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLime Zest – \u003c\/b\u003eBright citrus that cuts through the storm clouds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCracked Black Pepper –\u003c\/b\u003e A sharp burst of spice that ignites the adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDriftwood – \u003c\/b\u003eSun-bleached timbers from forgotten ships and hidden coves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTobacco Leaf – \u003c\/b\u003eRich, earthy tobacco reminiscent of an old pirate captain's quarters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDark Rum – \u003c\/b\u003eSmooth, aged, and slightly sweet with unmistakable pirate character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLeather – \u003c\/b\u003eWeathered and worn from years of adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight Patchouli – \u003c\/b\u003eEarthy and grounding without overpowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOak Moss – \u003c\/b\u003eDamp coastal stone and hidden cave walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBirch Tar – \u003c\/b\u003eSmoky, rugged wood adding a touch of danger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVanilla Bean – \u003c\/b\u003eA soft warmth that rounds out the journey without becoming gourmand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScent Character\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdventurous • Coastal • Rugged • Nostalgic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSloth's Revenge opens with salty ocean air, lime, and pepper before settling into rich tobacco, dark rum, and weathered leather. 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