Keelhaul (Rum, coffee, vetiver, cyanide accord, sugar cane, and sandalwood - Dark Cologne Scent)

Whether you're battling the elements or celebrating a night at the tavern, our Keelhaul Beard Oil is your trusty companion for a bold and adventurous look. Join the ranks of legendary bearded marauders and make your grooming routine an epic quest! 

Top Notes:

• Rum – A bold, spiced opening with deep molasses undertones, evoking the warmth of aged barrels and the fiery spirit of the high seas.
• Cyanide Accord – A sharp, almond-like bitterness that cuts through the richness, adding a sinister intrigue reminiscent of forbidden secrets and deadly whispers.

Middle Notes:

• Coffee – Dark and roasted, lending an intoxicating depth, like a pirate’s last cup before battle—bold, bitter, and invigorating.
• Sugar Cane – A slightly sweet, raw earthiness that tempers the intensity of the coffee, hinting at tropical plantations and smuggled cargo.

Base Notes:

• Vetiver – Smoky and green, grounding the scent with its rugged, earthy depth, like the damp wooden planks of an old ship.
• Sandalwood – Smooth and creamy, rounding out the composition with a soft, warm finish, leaving a trail of mystery and resilience.

Overall Impression:

A dark, complex scent that feels like a pirate’s last toast before a fateful voyage. The spiced heat of rum and the bitterness of coffee clash against the ominous cyanide accord, while sugar cane hints at fleeting sweetness. Grounded by smoky vetiver and creamy sandalwood, this fragrance lingers like the ghost of a battle at sea—haunting, intoxicating, and unforgettable.

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Our unique blend features a rich combination of natural oils including coconut, jojoba, pumpkin seed, grapeseed, and argan oil, delivering deep hydration and nourishment. It tames unruly facial hair, leaving your beard and mustache soft, manageable, and irresistibly touchable. The oil's lightweight formula ensures it won't weigh you down, allowing your facial hair to flow freely as you navigate the seven seas.

Beard Oil Ingredients: castor, coconut, jojoba, argan, sweet almond, pumpkin seed, grapeseed, fragrance/essential oils

Beard Butter Ingredients: shea butter, mango butter, kokum butter, argan oil, jojoba oil, beeswax, fragrance/essential oils

Liquid Gold Ingredients: Shea Olein, castor oil, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, fragrance/essential oils