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Rumguts Radke (Pumpkin S'mores, Buttered Rum, Toffee)
Rumguts Radke (Pumpkin S'mores, Buttered Rum, Toffee)
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TOP NOTES
- Baked Pumpkin: Rich and spiced, opening with a warm autumnal sweetness that hides a sinister grin.
- Buttered Rum: Hot and boozy, dripping with caramelized warmth — the laughter before the lights go out.
MIDDLE NOTES
- Toffee: Gooey, golden sweetness with a dark edge — burnt sugar and bad intentions.
- Graham Cracker Accord: Toasted and buttery, grounding the sugar storm in bakery nostalgia and smoke.
BASE NOTES
- Whipped Marshmallow: Soft and creamy — a deceptive layer of innocence masking the madness underneath.
- Chocolate: Melted richness that clings to the skin like sin — indulgent, heavy, and haunting.
Beard Oil Ingredients: Jamaican Black Castor, castor, jojoba, argan, sweet almond, meadowfoam, vitamin E, fragrance/essential oils
Beard Butter Ingredients: shea butter, mango butter, kokum butter, argan oil, jojoba oil, beeswax, fragrance/essential oils
Liquid Gold Ingredients: Shea Olein, castor oil, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, fragrance/essential oils
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There’s a haunted sweetness to this one—like a ghost ship docked at a forgotten autumn carnival, its sails stitched from scorched marshmallows and its hull soaked in spiced rum. Captain Rumguts Radke doesn’t whisper; he bellows, a boozy, buttery legend who’s traded cannonballs for caramel and curses for campfire tales.
The opening is a molten pour of buttered rum and sticky toffee, rich and golden like treasure hoarded too long. Then the pumpkin s’mores rise—smoky, creamy, and just a little mischievous—like a jack-o’-lantern smirking in the dark. The graham cracker accord is the keel of this ship: warm, toasty, and grounding, keeping the whole blend from tipping into sugar shock.
This isn’t your average fall scent. It’s a decadent ghost story told in scent form, with a grin full of molasses and a heart that beats to the rhythm of creaking wood and distant thunder. Wear it when the leaves crunch underfoot and the wind carries secrets. Or when you want to smell like the captain of your own cursed vessel, steering straight into the storm with a flask in hand and a smirk on your lips.
