Sloths Revenge - Dark Rum, Tobacco, and Driftwood Beard Oil, Butter & Cologne

Sloth's Revenge pays tribute to one of the most unforgettable underdogs in adventure movie history—the misunderstood hero from The Goonies who finally gets his chance to save the day. Inspired by the spirit of treasure maps, hidden coves, pirate ships, and lifelong friendship, this scent captures the feeling of standing on the deck of a weathered pirate vessel after the adventure of a lifetime. Salty ocean air, aged rum, weathered woods, and rugged tobacco blend together with just enough sweetness to honor the heart beneath the chaos. Handcrafted in small batches in Land O' Lakes, Florida, Sloth's Revenge is a nostalgic journey for every pirate who never stopped believing in hidden treasure.

TOP NOTES

Sea Salt Air – Crisp ocean spray rolling across the deck of a pirate ship.

Lime Zest – Bright citrus that cuts through the storm clouds.

Cracked Black Pepper – A sharp burst of spice that ignites the adventure.

MIDDLE NOTES

Driftwood – Sun-bleached timbers from forgotten ships and hidden coves.

Tobacco Leaf – Rich, earthy tobacco reminiscent of an old pirate captain's quarters.

Dark Rum – Smooth, aged, and slightly sweet with unmistakable pirate character.

Leather – Weathered and worn from years of adventure.

BASE NOTES

Light Patchouli – Earthy and grounding without overpowering.

Oak Moss – Damp coastal stone and hidden cave walls.

Birch Tar – Smoky, rugged wood adding a touch of danger.

Vanilla Bean – A soft warmth that rounds out the journey without becoming gourmand.

Scent Character

Adventurous • Coastal • Rugged • Nostalgic

Sloth's Revenge opens with salty ocean air, lime, and pepper before settling into rich tobacco, dark rum, and weathered leather. As it dries down, smoky woods, moss, and a subtle touch of vanilla create a scent that feels like discovering a pirate treasure while sailing toward the sunset with your closest friends.

Beard Oil Ingredients: Jamaican Black Castor, castor, jojoba, argan, sweet almond, meadowfoam, vitamin E, fragrance/essential oils

Beard Butter Ingredients: shea butter, mango butter, kokum butter, argan oil, jojoba oil, beeswax, fragrance/essential oils

Liquid Gold Ingredients: Shea Olein, castor oil, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, fragrance/essential oils