Squiffy Planks - Blackberry Absinthe, Cedar Planks, and Rum Beard Oil, Butter, & Cologne

Squiffy Planks is a boozy, darkly charismatic beard oil inspired by resurrection, rum-soaked legends, and a pirate who refuses to stay dead. Handcrafted in small batches in Land O’ Lakes, Florida, this premium beard oil is formulated to condition, soften, and nourish the beard while delivering a rich, long-lasting scent experience. Built around aged spirits, dark sweetness, and weathered depth, it’s designed for night wear and those drawn to bold, story-driven scents. Ideal for fans of rum-forward profiles, darker grooming aromas, and unapologetically dangerous character.

Collaboration with Lucas Hall (artwork and scent profile created by Lucas)

Top Notes:

- Blackberry: Juicy and luscious, this note introduces a vibrant and fruity burst that captures the essence of summer. Its tart sweetness is invigorating, drawing you into the fragrance with its playful charm.

- Black Currant: Rich and slightly tangy, black currant adds a deeper berry note that enhances the initial sweetness of blackberry. Its complexity introduces a hint of sophistication and intrigue.

Middle Notes:

- Absinthe: Herbal and enigmatic, absinthe weaves through the heart of the scent with its distinct anise and wormwood characteristics. This note brings an alluring depth, enhancing the overall complexity of the fragrance.

- Smooth Rum: Warm and indulgent, rum adds a smooth, caramelized sweetness that complements the berry notes beautifully. Its rich, boozy essence enhances the luxurious feel of the composition.

Base Notes:

- Cedar Planks: Grounding the fragrance, cedar provides a warm, woody foundation that balances the sweetness of the fruit and the richness of the rum. Its earthy, resinous quality adds depth and serenity.

- Caramelized Sugar: This note introduces a decadent, caramelized richness that evokes the warmth of toasted sweets. Its slightly smoky undertone enhances the overall indulgence of the fragrance.

- Vanilla Bean: Creamy and comforting, vanilla rounds out the scent profile with its rich sweetness. It lingers softly, adding a layer of warmth that invites closeness.

- Tonka Bean: With its sweet, nutty, and slightly spicy aroma, tonka bean adds an enveloping richness that enhances the warmth of the base. This note creates a smooth, velvety finish that ties the entire composition together.

Beard Oil Ingredients: Jamaican Black Castor, castor, jojoba, argan, sweet almond, meadowfoam, vitamin E, fragrance/essential oils

Beard Butter Ingredients: shea butter, mango butter, kokum butter, argan oil, jojoba oil, beeswax, fragrance/essential oils

Liquid Gold Ingredients: Shea Olein, castor oil, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, fragrance/essential oils